Giuseppe. Junior at Montclair State (Studying Political Science). I'm either loved or hated which does't matter because most of you are peasants anyway. One day I will be dictator of the world so it's best to get on my good side now. I'm proud of my Italian heritage & I reblog whatever the fuckk I want. I'm a HUGE soccer follower and am a fan of Italia & ACMilan. I follow back 100%

rockinrandaa:

Dates I want to go on this fall but will never get to go on so oh well:

A pumpkin patch

A corn maze

A scary movie

A haunted house

Just a date in general. 

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juridp:

ultrafacts:

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When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

juridp:

ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

(via infinitehazle)

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straight girl:i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
lesbian:hi want to be friends
straight girl:wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...
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hedlunds:

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

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nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

When you ask a bottom to top

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When you ask a top to bottom

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When you ask a vers to do anything

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(via thenorwegianprince)

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every student ever when offered something (via boobnudes)

(Source: timeturner, via infinitehazle)

is it free
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Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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(via my-sugar-is-raw)

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aviculor:

savvymavvy:

legitknits:

mcguirkthejerk:

kristinethequeen:

jimmysnowvakk:

This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.

Amen to the comment

Oh my precious lambs:

Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:

"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)

Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.

But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting. 

In short:

People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.

"Stop teaching science, it offends me" 

(via citadelofhalcyon)

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netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz, via ruinedchildhood)

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technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

(via sequin-skulls)

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rewet:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

Important ^

(Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69, via soheavybro)

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